blissfulcatharsis: even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
ccomicsloth: saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
drunkwarrior: boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
mid2000snatalieportman: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah they’re called the staff
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
punkbread: i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done
jeshfronceschi: if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
poptarter: talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me “just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
jamsfranca: i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys
i-do-even-lift: brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
Tumblr Gets Deep
vitriolic-crusader: firecertainthings: kiss-my-aspergers: viralthesoldier: toothyalcyone: This is my fav post on tumblr OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT This. This is why I joined Tumblr. Sometimes I remember this is a Thing that Exists.
darknephilim: thesickestjokes: Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven. you fucking didnt
nyehs: “why do you hate tumblr?” well, i
THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
liveinphoenix: faede: liveinphoenix: am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing obviously not if this has 100k notes well i didnt know it was going to get 100k notes when i made it did i dumbass
sodamnrelatable: “this update requires that you restart your compu-“
every fanfiction ever
Girl: sorry i didnt mean to bump into you!
Celebrity: thats fine hey you're cute can i have your number and you can come on tour with me
lolsofunny: like-lucy-in-the-sky: my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face lol
dicksp8jr: egberts: did you know when you blush your stomach lining turns pink too What do I do with this knowledge
catswithbenefits: yes hello 911? are you doing anything??? wanna hang out??
isabellaisfab: stop being cute if you’re not gonna date me wtf
bodycocks: gaining a follower and losing one at the same time
ofgraces: The difference between my opinion and yours is that you’re wrong.
phleps: kind of bored of tumblr but i have nothing better to do with my life
lovefatesoulmate: larrygay: lousbianqueen: he’s so cute it hurts his boyfriend is really cute too cuteness overload when they’re together
catsandfangirling: I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
mylifeisharrystylesnow: likeflatpancakes: ...
blueflight: [AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
fuck1dgetmoney: craiciswhack: john-lugo: do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them YEAH NO FUCK YOU
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here